Top Ten Christopher Columbus Pick-Up Lines
10.Come to this continent often?
9.How 'bout you and me taking a voyage to Motel-6?
8.Kiss me, I'm salty!
7.If all three of you come home with me, I'll name my ships after you
6.Please, I've been at sea for five months, I beg you!
5.Can you help me navigate my way around that Wonderbra?
4.How many gold doubloons for a lap dance?
3.That's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just glad to see you
2.Babe ahoy!
1.I've got a sea monster in my pants!
