Thursday, June 3, 2010

There is a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

PICS







I haz a donut - Funny Animal Pics
I haz a donut - Funny Animal Pics




I has a buffet - Funny Animal Pics
I has a buffet - Funny Animal Pics




"If all else fails, go with B from now on. B is the new C."
If all else fails, go with B from now on. B is the new C.




Phonebooth Bathtub - WTF Pics
Phonebooth Bathtub - WTF Pics




The Real Story of Super Mario - Funny Pics
The Real Story of Super Mario




Bourgeoisie cat is taxin ur peasants - lolcats
Bourgeoisie cat is taxin ur peasants - lolcats




Box Kitten is amused! - lolcats.
Box Kitten is amused! - lolcats




Retards - Motivational Poster
Retards - Motivational Poster




Epic Failure - Motivational Poster
Epic Failure - Motivational Poster




Octopus Playing the Tuba - WTF Pics
Octopus Playing the Tuba - WTF Pics


VIDEOS







SOME OTHER STUFF




Top Ten Dumb Guy Ways To Fix The Oil Spill


10.Have you tried club soda?
9.Relax, BP says they got it under control
8.Shhh... "Dancing with the Stars" is on
7.Swiffer that sum'bitch
6.Ask John McCain how they handled the great oil spill of '23
5.Don't look at me, I voted for Kucinich!
4.If you got an extension cord, I got a Shop Vac Wet 'N Dry
3.Oil spill?
2.I thought Iron Man was on it
1.Invade Iraq



The Chicken & The Horse

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.

He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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