Monday, October 8, 2001

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

Woman 1 turns to woman 2 and says, "Susan! You're here too? How'd you die?"

Susan: "Beverly! Yep, I'm dead. I froze to death."

Beverly: "That sounds horrible..."

Susan: "No, actually it's quite peaceful. Once you get past the cold, you just fall asleep and die. What about you? How'd you die?

Beverly: "Oh, I had a heart attack."

Susan: "Really? What happened?"

Beverly: "I was certain my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But when I got home, I found him in the den, watching TV."

Susan: "And...?"

Beverly: "I was so sure there was another woman, I ran around the house frantically searching. I checked the attic, the basement, under all the beds, in all the closets. Eventually, I just keeled over and died from a massive heart attack."

Susan: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive."

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