Monday, October 8, 2001

Did you hear they're making a movie about constipation?

It doesn't come out for awhile...

And another:
You: You hear about that actress that stabbed that guy recently. Reese something, ummmm.
Your friend: Witherspoon?
You: No, with her knife you stupid piece of crap

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