Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Reasons We're Doing Late Show in Los Angeles

10.New York was shut down for a really good cleaning.
9.Wanted to be closer to my nephews Lyle and Erik
8.Ed Sullivan Theater filled with rats the size of ponies
7.We're hoping to see Jack Nicholson go nuts on the freeway with a nine iron.
6.Madonna is in New York.
5.Time difference means I can stay up three hours later playing with my kitties.
4.Needed to give woman who keeps breaking into my house some time to herself
3.I had to come clean Johnny Carson's pool.
2.Wanted to be first to get speeding ticket on newly reopened Santa Monica Freeway
1.Three words: It's bitchin' dude.

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