Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Slogans for the Wonder Bra

10.Breakfast for your chest
9.The quicker picker-upper
8.The bra Schwarzkopf wore in Desert Storm!
7.Up, up, and away
6.As seen on "The Golden Girls!"
5.You'll never need an airbag again!
4.Say goodbye to masking tape and staples
3.Does more lifting and separating before 3 A.M. than most bras do all day
2.Looks great, more filling
1.Leave it to cleavage!

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