Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Rejected Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Lines

10.One small step for man. Ten million frequent flyer miles for me.
9.When I spit, it floats upward.
8.This is the corniest thing I've ever done.
7.A special thank you to a youngster named Dave Letterman who knit us the lovely space socks.
6.Hey, I can see Rush Limbaugh from here!
5.Are you watching, Dorothy Shinbach? Would you go to the prom with me now Dorothy Shinbach?
4.I'm taking one giant leak for mankind.
3.Goooaalllll!
2.I'm Mr. Galakawitz. You mean Dr. Galakawitz. Yes I am.
1.Aieee! Moon weasels!

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