Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Signs Your New Governor Isn't Working Out

10.Instead of holding up his hand when being sworn in, he holds up his middle finger
9.Exchanges all dollars in state treasury for pesos
8.Shows up at first press conference dressed as Batman
7.When reminded of campaign promises, he laughs and says "Hey, I was a different person back then."
6.Orders state police to start rounding up babes "Arkansas-style"
5.No one knows why, but carnival operating in the state has to show him their fat lady
4.He shows up to work with lunch box full of crack
3.Legally changes state's name to "Patakiland"
2.He's caught firing shots at his own home
1.Opens inaugural speech with "Hello, suckers!"

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