Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Tonya Harding Excuses

10.Inhaled a sequin
9.Shouldn't have had grand slam breakfast at Lillehammer Denny's
8.Was weighed down by bundles of cash from "Inside Edition"
7.Got scared by Nancy Kerrigan's giant teeth
6.Two words: Rented Skates
5.Got Pre-skate talk by Buffalo Bills coach Marv Levy
4.Couldn't compete against Dave and Paul (roll tape of Dave and Paul skating)
3.Got mixed up before competition and hit self in knee with lead pipe
2.Partying late night before with Dave's mom
1.Couldn't land the triple Gillooly

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