Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten George Bush's Complaints About Dan Quayle's Book

10.Frequent misuse of the word "weenie"
9.Thought "Forrest Gump" was a more accurate portrayal of Quayle's life
8.In book, Quayle claims he was President and "George Bush" was his yappy little pet chihuahua
7.Calls Letterman a jerk, when in fact he's a dork
6.Wasn't appropriate to include nude photos of Tonya Harding and Jeff Gillooly
5.Keeps referring to Barbara as "Jolly Old Saint Nick"
4.Wrote about what a pleasure it was to serve with President Dana Carvey
3.Criticized Bush for choosing an idiot for Vice President
2.That completely fabricated anecdote in which Bush sees Quayle in the locker room and says, "Danny boy, you're one sexy bastard!"
1.Couldn't find Waldo

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