Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Things Overheard in the Olympic Village

10.Lead pipes! Get your lead pipes here!
9.Let's count all the fat guys in luge suits.
8.My name's Michael Jordan, and I'm here to enter the ski jump competition.
7.How do you say 'screw you' in Norwegian?
6.I'm sorry, but I still can't find your name on the guest list, Mr. Gillooly.
5.How much for the fake gold medals?
4.It must be a treat for Hillary to see real athletes instead of Bill in those jogging shorts.
3.How 'bout a little two-man luge? (If you know what I mean).
2.I'm sorry, Mrs. Letterman, but your son's credit card is no good.
1.There's no way I'm rooming with Harding!

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