Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Reasons Tom and Roseanne are Getting Back Together

10.Tom made a really delicious sandwich.
9.To show off their new "Hey, we reconciled!" tattoos
8.According to pre-nuptial agreement, divorce would have meant caning in Singapore
7.Well, it's not for more publicity, that's for sure. You can bet the house on that, Jim!
6.She loves how before coming to bed he kicks his underwear onto his head.
5.Every time one of them tried to storm out, (he, she) got wedged in the door frame.
4.She's the cheese, he's the eggs; together they're a love omelette.
3.A heartfelt plea from Boutros-Boutros Ghali
2.A heartfelt plea from Pizza Hut, Inc.
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