Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Signs You Bought a Bad Computer

10.Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
9.Its celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
8.In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
7.You know them floppy disks? Well this baby's got a floppy keyboard!
6.You type in: "Need comedy bit for talk show"; it prints out: "Stunt doubles."
5.Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
4.Screen frequently freezes and message comes up "Ain't it break -time, Chester?"
3.The manual contains one sentence: "Good luck!"
2.The only chip inside is a Dorito.
1.It cyber-sucks!

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