Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Chapter Titles in Newt Gingrich's Book

10.My Life on the Streets as 'Newt Doggy Dogg'
9.A Muzzle for Mother
8.101 Funny Anecdotes Involving Ted Kennedy, Chivas and No Pants
7.Bad Idea: My One Date With Barney Frank
6.Let's Bomb Ontario!
5.'Nude' + 'Cute' = 'Newt'
4.Learning to Live with Donahue's Hair
3.How to Make Love to a Woman 'Newty-Style'
2.Betsy Ross: Man, That Bitch Could Sew!
1.Kiss My Republican Ass!

No comments:

Post a Comment

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...