Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Signs it's Spring in New York

10.Street vendors change hot dog water.
9.Air is filled with 9MM, "NYC Hummingbirds".
8.Cab drivers yell "it's a lovely spring day, now get out of the road you stupid bastard!"
7.Crews begin cleaning up litter in Times Square from New Year's Eve.
6.Madonna switches from basketball to baseball players.
5.More than usual, people are mating in the streets.
4.Al Sharpton switches to a light weight medallion.
3.The coffee in stage manager Biff Henderson's head thaws.
2.Squirrels in Central Park are no longer storing crack.
1.Everywhere you look--adorable baby rats.

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