Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee

10.When you call radio talkshows, they ask you to turn yourself down.
9.You're passing everybody on the freeway when suddenly you realize -- you're not in a car.
8.You run around your company board room yelling, "I've got a great idea! A Disneyworld in France! We'll call it Eurodisney"
7.You can't stop saying "No."
6.Last time you got a good night's sleep, Madonna was a virgin.
5.You're shaking like a Mexican space shuttle.
4.You jam a fork into the waiter's hand when he tries to switch your regular coffee with Folger's crystals.
3.You go nuts over a little thing like a car alarm.
2.Like our stage manager Biff Henderson, it starts to spray out of your ears.
1.You're up to four heart attacks a day.

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