Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Things Overheard at the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley Wedding

10.Family to the left, plastic surgeons to the right
9.She could've used a little more of his eye-liner.
8.I bet they didn't have to get married.
7.I'll have to ask you to check your snake at the door, La Toya.
6.I'm sorry, I can't find a Brooke Shields on the guest list, ma'am.
5.There's that strange whirring sound again -- as if some deceased rock star were spinning in his grave.
4.I got you some his and hers towels. Split 'em up however you like.
3.I'm Mr. Tito Jackson. You mean Dr. Tito Jackson? Yes I am.
2.Ahhh! The ghost of Elvis is eating all the cake -- oh, it's just Liz Taylor.
1.I just heard on the weather channel -- hell froze over.

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