Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Ways to Make the Olympics More Fun

10.Let biathlon competitors shoot at each other
9.Require ski jumpers to scream "Weeeeeeeeee" as they come down
8.Automatic gold if your luge hits a moose
7.Bobsled must have four guys all named Bob.
6.New sport: Olympic ass-kissing
5.Medal ceremony includes lengthy open-mouthed kisses from Dick Button
4.Instead of counting down 3-2-1 go, count down 3-2-1 Gillooly.
3.Everyone's ice dancing partner: Willard Scott
2.Let my mom enter sledding competition.
1.More rock, less Tonya

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