Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten President Clinton's Recurring Nightmares

10.It's a gigantic town hall meeting, and everyone is Sam Donaldson.
9.For some reason, everyone starts calling him "Mr. Dukakis."
8.Drifting in a lifeboat with Richard Simmons
7.People find out about that old Whitewater deal.
6.During press conference, can't stop saying (no).
5.Something to do with Gore in a sundress and pumps
4.He's in an operating room and surgeon is Socks, and he's still steamed about being neutered.
3.Some dweeb with a lame talk show will keep making fun of my love of French fries.
2.Can't get Streisand tickets
1.Can't get Streisand.

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