Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Hillary Clinton's Financial Tips

10.Don't buy furniture--borrow it from the Smithsonian.
9.Raise everybody's taxes--and start grabbin' with both hands, Chester.
8.Whatever you do don't buy land in Arkansas.
7.Three words: extra value meal.
6.Aim scud at Perot. Take a billion.
5.Buy low. Sell for $100,000.
4.Instead of expensive name brand stuffing, load your husband up on sawdust.
3.For a quick couple of bucks, lease out Socks to a medical testing lab.
2.For a quick couple of bucks, lease out Roger to a medical testing lab.
1.Scalp Streisand tickets.

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