Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Pet Peeves of the World's Wealthiest Man

10.Can never get change for a billion
9.Way your kids snicker whenever you say "Money doesn't grow on trees"
8.Demi Moore won't really sleep with you for a million dollars.
7.Shoplifting not as exciting as it used to be
6.While making a deposit at the bank, Spike Lee heckles you.
5.On birthday, getting yet another "World's wealthiest man" coffee mug
4.There isn't some ultra-expensive top grade of Kraft macaroni and cheese for the super-rich.
3.Always finding Robin Leach passed out in your hot tub
2.Constantly being asked out by Tom Arnold
1.Can't afford Streisand tickets

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