Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Signs You're in Love with Barbra Streisand

10.You see all of history as being divided into two main periods: pre-yentl and post-Yentl.
9.You refuse to buy People magazine because you think they ripped off the title from her song.
8.You're in federal prison for gluing a giant wig and fake nose onto the head of the Lincoln Memorial.
7.You come to after a huge natural gas explosion and say, "forget about me, how's Barbra Streisand?".
6.By dating her you risk destroying your marriage and your presidency.
5.You spend hours in bookstores crossing "Einstein" out of science books and writing in "Streisand".
4.Two words: restraining order.
3.The "funny lady" tattoo on your ass.
2.You write her long rambling letters about your new CBS talk show.
1.You are Barbra Streisand.

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