Tuesday, October 8, 1996

Top Ten Signs You're Tired of the Olympics

10.All that's left of your Olympic fever is a dry hacking cough.
9.You imagine your hands around the throat of that coke-drinking polar bear.
8.You say, "Oh good, 'Hangin with Mr. Cooper' is on tonight."
7.Whenever the Olympic theme music ends you find you've put another fork into the back of your hand.
6.You're NBC President Warren Littlefield.
5.You decide against naming your baby girl Picabo.
4.Your name is Bonnie Blair and you've started using your five gold medals as coasters.
3.Actually watched "The Jackson Family Honors"
2.You beg your son to let you return home to Indiana.
1.No longer laugh at the name Gillooly

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